Ordinary household items? Not anymore!

Although there is a bustling sex toy market, Sometimes we find ourselves in situations where we can not leave the house, and we do not have our dear friends “the sex toys” on hand to help.

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And it is there, in those precise moments, that we begin to look around us, looking for something that can help us. And it is at that moment when we are starting to realize that we are surrounded by “friends” that can help us to spend a perfect time.

Sex toys surround us at home, and must of the time we don’t even know it. But hey…we are humans and creativity and imagination are one of our most valuable assets! As they say, with a little imagination, anything can be a sex toy. While many find sex toys exciting, others would rather put a pair of panties in their lover’s mouth than a ball gag — and that’s hot, too.

Since these items aren’t primarily intended for sexual use, it’s important that you be cautious with each of the items suggested below and make sure they’re thoroughly cleaned prior. If you want to add a little something new to your sex life without spending a dime, give these household substitutes a shot. You’ll be glad you did.

So let’s begin the inventory around the house

Shower Head: With a little maneuvering, a hand held shower head can feel like a gentle (but effective) water-based vibrator. Putting the head directly onto your clit, you can play with water pressure levels and spray settings to find which sensation works best for you. Whether you’re standing up in your morning shower or lying down in a relaxing bath, you’re already wet — what better place to give this one a yes please go?

1471483-bigthumbnailIce Cubes: There are many ways to incorporate ice cubes into sex. But my personal favorite is running it over my partner’s body — teasingly, not excessively. It’s a fun, innovative way to add a little something new to your foreplay routine. And please ladies, ice cubes are also a great tool for oral sex. Your man will love it.

A Towel: This item’s for the guys. Soak a towel in warm water, wring it out and use the towel to simulate a vagina during masturbation. It might not be the most convincing of textures, but it’s easy and adds a new sensation to otherwise stale male masturbation techniques.

Hair Brushes: You can use your hairbrush as a paddle! It’s a perfect size and is a good idea for beginners to BDSM. Role-play! Get into it! Try different positions. The intensity might vary if you’re laying across his lap versus bent over a tabletop, and of course, you can vary which side of the brush you use.

toothbrash_png10548.pngElectric Toothbrush: Battery run out on your fancy grown-up vibrator? Have your partner hold the handle of their electric toothbrush against your clit (just make sure to wash after use!).

Neutrogena Wave: When I first saw the commercial for the Neutrogena Wave — a “power cleanser” for your face — I was like, uh…That look a straight-up vibrator.” It’s just as good as any silver bullet vibe, but it’s quieter. Also, on the box, it says “penetrates deeper.” Heh heh.

Washing Machine: It’s a little clichéd, but honestly, an unbalanced washing machine on the spin cycle is just about the best ride you can take on a hunk of metal that doesn’t have wheels. If you really want it to be fun, throw some sneakers in there, or place a large load of thick towels or maybe some pillows in, but only on one side.

household sex toyBanana Peel: Who said only women can enjoy a ripe banana? For men, it’s the ultimate masturbatory sleeve. Just empty out the peel and make a small hole at the end and slide it over your manhood. You’ll find the texture quite familiar. And nice. Nice!

Oil: Coconut oil, olive oil, almond oil take your pick! For best results, use a generous amount. Start with the feet and slowly make your way up the calves, behind the knees, the inside of your partner’s thighs, you know the rest. Do not rush it. Take your time and feel your partner squirm in your grip. It’ll fire you up right away.

I want to mention that none of the household sex toys will beat the effectiveness of an actual sex toy for sure, but they will do a great job!

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