The language of the bars, clubs, and discotheques is one of subtlety and sensuality, where the turn of a smile or the dip of an eyelash whisper volume… in another dimension. It’s pretty easy for a woman to announce her intentions to the males in the room with the variety of drinks out there that have obvious, more-than-just-suggestive names.
Alright, everyone. We’re all adults here, but there are things even we don’t want to say out loud.
After all, there are no drinks named ‘I’m Saving Myself for Marriage,’ or ‘Looking for a Commitment.’ There is, however, a wide range of drinks that sound sexy and make the menfolk pay attention.
Let’s take a look
Sex on the Beach
Say the word sex anywhere and every male head within hearing distance will turn. This is one of the most commonly known drinks with a suggestive name. There are more than 20 drinks named ‘Sex on/in/with _____.’
Most have a citrus juice base.
- 1 1/2 Oz vodka
- 1/2 Oz peach schnapps
- 2 oz cranberry juice
- 2 oz orange juice
Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass over ice. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and orange juice, and stir.
Red Hot Martini
- 1 1/2 oz Vodka
- 1/2 oz Red Hot Schnapps
- 1/2 oz Simple Syrup
- White Chocolate Syrup
Line inside the martini glass with chocolate syrup. Mix vodka, red hot schnapps and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into the glass.
Forget the name, this shooter is absolutely delicious and very popular. I see rounds of Blow Jobs being made at the bar
more often than any other shooter. The customary way to shoot a Blow Job is to place your hands behind your back, pick the glass up with your mouth, tilt your head back and drink. It doesn’t look pretty, but it is fun.
- 1/4 ounce Bailey’s Irish cream liqueur
- 1/2 ounce amaretto almond liqueur
- Whipped cream
Prep Time: 3 minutes
Yield: 1 Shooter
Pour the liqueurs into a shot glass. Top with whipped cream.
When someone orders a Screaming Orgasm they are looking for an Orgasm with vodka included. This small difference makes it easy to add both shooters to your bartender’s repertoire. The Screaming Orgasm tastes the same as its
predecessor, but is thinner and more potent. Both are popular party shots and the combination of liqueurs is one of the more pleasant flavors among shooters.
- 1/4 ounce vodka
- 1/4 ounce amaretto liqueur
- 1/4 ounce coffee liqueur
- 1/4 ounce Irish cream liqueur
Prep Time: 3 minutes
Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into a shot glass.
No one can miss the innuendo in this drink’s name. It is comprised of equal parts Bailey’s Irish Cream and butterscotch schnapps. The Slippery Nipple was likely one of the first in a long line of drinks with naughty names, just like Sex on the Beach. There are many different drink names that start with ‘Slippery.
- 1/2 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
- 1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
- 1/2 oz cherry vodka
- 1/4 oz triple sec
- 1/4 oz orange juice
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.
- White Rum
- Almond liqueur
- Apple liqueur
- Liquid sugar
- Lemon juice
The recipe of this cocktail is very simple and, at the same time very effective. In a shaker we add 15 ml of white rum, vodka 15 ml, 15 ml almond liqueur (amaretto style), and 15 ml apple liquor, 15 ml of liquid sugar and 15 ml of lemon juice. . These proportions as balanced we add more ice and shake the mixture. To serve, filter it through a sieve (so ice does not fall, but stay cold), and as a decoration, strung two red grapes with a stick, resting on the edge of the cup.
- 1 oz100 proof cinnamon schnapps
- 1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur
Pour ingredients into a stainless steel shaker over ice, and shake until completely cold. Strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.
Fill a glass with ice. Pour first 3 three ingredients, then adjust the pineapple juice to taste. Suck it down 🙂
- 1 Part Cream
- 1 Part Maraschino Liqueur
- 1 Whole Maraschino Berry
How to mix
Add all ingredients into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a maraschino berry.
We don’t know who came up with the mixture of Jägermeister, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice, but it is inexplicably popular amongst college students. If you have red hair, chances are good a skeezy person has sent you one at a bar. If you are a grown-up who does not like the word “slut,” you might feel less inclined to order it. Stick with that feeling, it will not lead you astray. Nothing good ever came from Jäger.
- 1 oz. Peach schnapps
- 1 oz. Jägermeister® herbal liqueur
- Cranberry juice
Chill and serve.
Bend Over Shirley
- 1 1/2 oz raspberry vodka
- 4 oz Sprite® soda
- 3/4 oz Rose’s® grenadine syrup
Fill a 12oz. Glass with cubed ice. Add 1.5 oz. Of Raspberry Vodka. Add Sprite, and top off with Grenadine. Garnish with two Maraschino Cherries.
Ménage a Trois
Shake up these ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass:
- 1 oz. Dark rum
- 1 oz. Triple sex
- 1 oz. Light cream
Passed Out Naked
- 1 Part 100 Proof Peppermint Schnapps
- 1 Part Jägermeister
- 1 Part Tequila
- 1 Part 151 Proof Rum
Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.
This rich and fruity tropical drink recipe is a specialty of the British Virgin Islands.
- 2 oz Pusser’s Rum
- 4 oz Pineapple juice
- 1 oz Orange juice
- 1 oz Cream of coconut
Garnish: Orange wedge, cherry and nutmeg. Glass: Hurricane or snifter
How to make the Painkiller Cocktail
Add all the ingredients in a Hurricane glass or large snifter and fill with ice. Stir to combine and garnish with an orange wedge, a cherry and freshly grated nutmeg.
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